WSOP Makes Another 20-Year Old a Millionaire

I think the next generation of parents need to rethink their approach. Let’s face it; becoming a rich professional athlete these days is like winning the lottery. HOWEVER, becoming a rich poker player is much more obtainable. Especially, seeing that guys like Pius Heinz can win the World Series of Poker and its $8.72M purse. I’m not ******** on Piss, I mean Pius, but look at this guy. There isn’t a speck of athletic ability here. This is the guy that the high school jocks use to give wedgies to and slam into a locker. Now he’s saying f$ck you, as that jock is working for the local construction company and he’s a millionaire. I’m telling you; if you aren’t selectively breeding (two professional athletes mating) then it may be time to rethink the approach. You get your kid playing poker early on in life, and hell, he could be a millionaire. Not to mention, there were some hot chicks at this year’s World Series of Poker Event. Money, Babes, and Fame…. it’s never been so obtainable.