Xavier Nady Stole My Couch

Metstradamus comes home from work after a long day of dealing with hoards of Yankee fans using mass transit to travel to and from their victory parade, and finds a surprise waiting for him.X: Hey, man.MD: Who are you and what are you doing in my living room?X: Come on, you don't recognize me?MD: You look familiar ...X: Yeah, you even bought a t-shirt with my name on it.MD: Dude, that only eliminates, like, half of major league baseball.X: Dude!MD: Wait a second ... are you Xavier Nady?X: Yeah man, what's up?MD: Nothing, but I reiterate: What are you doing in my living room?X: I heard you had meatloaf in the fridge.MD: Uh, okay.X: It's damn good.MD: Yes it is. But, how did you get in here?X: With this (holds up a giant key)MD: That's a large key.X: It's not just any large key ... it's my key to the city.MD: You got a key to the city? For what??!?X: Dude, I'm a Yankee!MD: Don't remind me.X: Yeah, so we're world champs, so I got this key.MD: And ... ...