Yankees Successfully Re-apply for Position of Red Sox' Favorite Chew Toy

I want to go on record right now: If the Red Sox don't win the 2009 World Series, but manage to go 19-0 against the Yankees in the regular season, I'd be fine with it. Because there's something outlandishly awesome about watching the bloated, five-hundred million dollar circus roll into town, unload the high-priced talent on our field, fumble aimlessly for a couple hours, then leave like a pack of waterfront hobos, scuffling for the last remaining bits of their pride, with Youkbacca's cleat stuffed up their collective South 40.What made last night's 7-0 beat down of the Yanks so fantastic was that everything turned when the Yank's 80 million dollar stud pitcher couldn't get one over on The Large Father, despite Papi's epic struggles thus far in 2009. That home run was vintage Papi, absolutely battered to straightaway center, and should have instantly earned Burnett a career-ending wedgie on the bus ride back to the hotel. The guy sucked mightily, leav...