You are Too Ghetto For Hawaiian Tropics Zone

If you opened your copy of the New York Post today, you'd find the heart-wrenching 354 word story of Melody Morales (seen here posing in front of her DVD collection which includes In the Mix, dressed in a bikini that shows off her Puerto Rican patriotism among other things).In the story, titled "Hot Babe Hopes to 'Rack Up'" the Post reports that young Melody was denied her God given right to serve hot wings in a bikini because...she's "too ghetto." At least that's what the good people at Hawaiian Tropics are telling here. When I say "good people" I mean that in the "look the other way while four waitresses get sexually assaulted by the general manager" sense of the words.The 21 year-old Morales is suing the restaurant for discrimination after she was told by Hawaiian Tropic Zone management, "You have a Latin accent. You don't speak white."The price tag for such discrimination, $1,000,000.00.That million dollar...