Zombie Goth Jets Fan Begs Satan for One More Pass Interference Call

Evil Satan. Overloard of Darkness. Please grant my team another phoney and clearly political pass interference call so that my dreamy, rookie QB can have all of America sucking on his 1" **** like I have feasted on your Dark Pistil, my dear Satan. Please my Lord. I will drink your everlasting black and frothing minion seed for eternity. It gives me great pleasure to taste its searing warmth. Let it blacken my dark soul. / reads all of the Twilight books in one sitting PLEASE SATAN! I didn't wear these douche-y plaid shorts and extremely huge woman's belt that I bought at Marshall's for $2.99 for you to be ignoring my eternal pleas. Did I mention that, I, a Jets fan will also recruit as many other Jets fans as possible to drink from your Dark Pistil the bitter nectar of damnation? I BESEECH YOU, HORNED PRODIGY, ONE MORE ******** PASS INTERFERENCE! JUST ONE! / falls to the ground, jerks off to Morissey photos