Dan Halen Bashing Pacman and The Cowboys

FUNNY and serious MUST WATCH

Hansen rips into the Cowboys for acquiring cornerback Pacman Jones via a breathless rant that makes a helluvalot more sense than anything we could ever say about the transaction.

Our favorite line? "If character really doesn't matter, why don't they sign Osama Bin Laden to play wide receiver? They need one, he's six-four, and we know nobody can catch him."