Peyton Manning has PMS

See, this is what I hate about TV. False advertisement. Mastercard, Gatorade, Sprint, all important companies in my never ending masturbation cycle (see, I like to use the Mastercard to order the porn right, and then Sprint to call up my dirty girls…then the Gatorade refreshes me)…and all sponsors of the great Peyton Manning. They've all led me to believe Peyton is a wonderful man…

So I present you this…

I guess it's okay though. That's how my dad speaks to my mom. He says he's just expressing his love.
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