Richie Sexson is a bad man

Last night, during the Rangers/Mariners game that about 4 people were watching, Mariners 1st basemen Richie Sexson took objection to a pitch that was high, but about 83 feet from him. I mean honestly, the pitch was closer to my chin than yours, Richie.

Anyway, being the little girl he is, he charged the mound in attempts to knock the holy living crap out of whatever horrible pitcher the Rangers put out there.

It wasn't all bad though for Richie. I'm going to venture that was most likely the hardest he'd hit any pitcher since signing in Seattle.

*crowd applauds*