When I was maybe 13, my Mom found an "adult" magazine under my bed. She rambled on and on about responsibility and how there's more to life than girls and blah blah blah, were you saying something, Mom? Times have changed, and today my responsibilities include being at Hooters for hours on end. How's that for irony?
Truth is, I wouldn't have minded sleeping through my alarm this morning, especially considering I was already awake, hadn't slept and was drinking beer when it went off. Normally I wake up at 5:00 a.m. Last night I went to bed at 6:00 a.m. You do the math; I'm too tired.
Marshawn Lynch will be here shortly. After that it'll be
Donovan McNabb and D-Train Willis. Word is that Lions WR Calvin Johnson plans on making a cameo, too. Something about Hooters brings guys out of the woodwork. Must be the wings.
I'm not especially savvy when it comes to electronics -- I don't even have an HDTV; pathetic, I know -- but a couple of the guys and gals around here know what's what. So expect some videos, pictures and interviews with athletes and Hooters girls. We'll post pictures throughout the day in the comment stream below, and once the video is edited we'll post that, too.
To kick things off, we're going to get three lovely ladies from Hooters to do some Super Bowl trivia with the athletes. From left to right, welcome Kyla, Alisha and Sheena to the Yard!
- Dewey