Shocking details of Vick dog fighting scandal revealed

(NEW YORK, NY) -- Corruption canine McGruff the Crime Dog uncovered one of the biggest dog-sports related stories in recent history when he cracked into Michael Vick's underground dog-fighting ring.

 

The Sports Hernia got in contact with the crimehound, who presented a list of some of the most famous and brutal matchups that took place in Ron Mexico's ring. He also let everyone know that they should buckle up and not talk to strangers.

The following matches read like a WrestleMania greatest hits card...

Santa's Little Helper vs. Brian


Detective Droopy Dog vs. 'Lil Bow Wow


Clifford the Big Red Dog vs. Marmaduke


Hooch vs. K-9 (escorted to the ring by valet Jim Belushi)


Auggie Doggie and Doggy Daddy vs. Spike and Tyke


Smedley vs. Odie


Triumph the Insult Comic Dog vs. DMX


DynoMutt vs. Underdog


Astro vs. Scooby Doo


Nate Dogg vs. Snoop Dogg


Air Bud vs. Toto (Toto was DQ'd for lame entrance music)


Sam Sheep Dog  vs. Muttley


Benji vs. Lassie

Comments

[Mick]

Droopy Dog = Greatest. Dog. Ever.

[M. Vick]

I've got ten large on Air Bud

[R Mexico]

Even though dropping cash on a dog v. dog fight is as healthy as betting a friend on the par-5 fourth hole, I've decided take my hat out of the ring - so to speak.

In light of recent sponsors pulling out of their contracts with me, I've decided to cut my hair. I'm hopeful that action will vindicate my position on this subject.

[Shaggy]

Zoinks, Scoob! Looks like Astro has really been training for this. I'm paranoid.

[Mel]

Sam Sheep Dog clearly doeesn't give a shit. So arrogant.

[Marcus Vick]

That damn Muttley bit my ass! That Boy don't play

[d-nice]

datz some funny junk

[Steve]

Making jest of animal abuse is truly the lowest possible humor. One would expect educated individuals to be more creative.

[Steve]

Making jest of animal abuse is truly the lowest possible humor. One would expect educated individuals to be more creative.

[Steve]

Making jest of animal abuse is truly the lowest possible humor. One would expect educated individuals to be more creative.

[JJ]

STEVE [ ABOVE ] MUST HAVE THOUGHT THE AFOREMENTIONED PAIRINGS WERE FOR REAL!!GEEZ, GOOD LUCK WITH BUD??

[ruff-ruff]

The mentality of a "dog-fight ring boy"

If they can't eat it, they screw it,

If they can't screw it
they put it in a ring and fight it...

They will get to feel what it's like to be in a "ring" soon enough.....

The fighting part, well, they will wish they get that far.....

ruff-ruff

[gruff]

http://www.uber.com/mcgruffvick

[Animal Chaplain Nancy Cronk]

As the Chair of Animal Chaplains.com, I have been horrified to learn about dogfighting and the cruel torturing, maiming, and killing that takes place in it. I am saddened that celebrities like athlete Michael Vick and rapper DMX have been implicated in such unbelievably bloody crimes. The blogosphere seems to focus on the wrong questions, IMHO. Instead of, "Are animals as important as humans?", the real question should be, "Do animals suffer?"

Like humans, animals are sentient beings who feel pain. That is not only an intuitive reality, but a scientific fact. We are instructed by all of the worlds major faiths to care for animals in responsible, loving ways. It is our moral and spiritual obligation to protect them. Please join us on October 4th, 2007, in cities all around the world to celebrate "World Animal Day". On that day, animals will be blessed and honored, and we will hopefully all realize how lucky we are to have them in our world. For more information, search on the words "World Animal Day" for a celebration near you.

Nancy J. Cronk
Founder, Chair and Chaplain
Interfaith Association of Animal Chaplains
www.AnimalChaplains.com

[BlueWorkhorse]

I can't believe Cujo didn't make into one of Ron Mexico's top pairings. I think there would have been a tenacious battle between him and the dog from Pet Cemetery, and Stephen King could have made a quick cameo as the hype man.