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March 6th, 2008 · 1 Comment

PGA golfer Tripp Isenhour Kills Hawk

So this douchebag named Tripp Isenhour (it has to be impossible to be named Tripp and not be a douche), is a professional golfer. He was filming a segment called, “Shoot Like a Pro,” when a endangered hawk began to make noise. Angry about the noise ruining his take, he started hitting golf balls at the hawk from 300 yards away. When the hawk came within about 75 yards, he got excited and started ripping shots at the bird, finally hitting it in the head and killing it. To me, this is as bad as the Michael Vick thing. This guy did this in front of 15 people and took a sadistic joy in killing an animal for messing with his tv show. I would hope that all 15 of his regular viewers are appalled. Plus, it was a freaking hawk. Hawks are awesome. The penalty carries a maximum sentence of 14 months in prison. Lets hope they send Tripp to the same one as Mike Vick.

Tags: Golf · Shakespeare DiMaggio

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