Bad Sign For SJU - Hawk Killed

**American X** · 03-06-2008, 07:49 PM

Golfer Kills Hawk - Drives Masterofreality Ecstatic

ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) — PGA tour golfer Tripp Isenhour is charged in Orlando with killing a protected migratory hawk with a golf shot.

It occurred in December when Isenhour was filming a video segment for the television show "Shoot Like A Pro."

Prosecutors say a red-shouldered hawk was making noise, forcing a video crew to film another take. The hawk moved closer, and the golfer hit several balls at it.

A witness says the bird fell to the ground, bleeding from both nostrils.

The 39-year-old golfer, whose real name is John Henry Isenhour III, is charged with cruelty to animals and killing a migratory bird.

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Bignose Liar · 03-06-2008, 07:53 PM

I would have to say that is one hell of a shot. Who would have guessed a no name golfer could hit a bird with a golf ball.

**Masterofreality** · 03-06-2008, 08:07 PM

Nice. Trip Isenhour.

I've heard of the guy, but obviously his father's parent's couldn't properly spell their last name. (Eisenhower?!) That means that they must have been products of that fine Georgia school system. (Insert Atl Muskie outrage here).

Tripp for a first name? What the hell? Was he concieved during an LSD excursion?

And, yep. Anytime the Hawk dies, the Masterofreality is prone to fits of ecstasy- Especially tonight!!

**Pablo** · 03-06-2008, 08:26 PM

Trip Fricking Mcneilly

"Stay with her. It's the best advice I can give you."

"Oh, that, and bring rubber flip-flops in the shower. I got warts all over my feet."

**X-band '01** · 03-06-2008, 08:26 PM

Randy Johnson should be in jail for killing a bird with a 98 MPH fastball.

vee4xu · 03-06-2008, 10:03 PM

Now that is what I call one hell of a birdie.

**Strange Brew** · 03-06-2008, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vee4xu

Now that is what I call one hell of a birdie.

Classic........who doesn't like a great pun.

**joebba** · 03-06-2008, 11:45 PM

I am a bad golfer. Once I teed off at lunken and flubbed one to the base of a tree, nailed a little bird. It fluttered a couple times and that was it my one and only birdie that round.

Fred Garvin · 03-07-2008, 02:25 AM

too bad it was a hawk and not one of those god forsaken Canada geese.

03-06-2008, 07:49 PM	#1
American X Moderator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 1,621	Bad Sign For SJU - Hawk Killed Golfer Kills Hawk - Drives Masterofreality Ecstatic ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) — PGA tour golfer Tripp Isenhour is charged in Orlando with killing a protected migratory hawk with a golf shot. It occurred in December when Isenhour was filming a video segment for the television show "Shoot Like A Pro." Prosecutors say a red-shouldered hawk was making noise, forcing a video crew to film another take. The hawk moved closer, and the golfer hit several balls at it. A witness says the bird fell to the ground, bleeding from both nostrils. The 39-year-old golfer, whose real name is John Henry Isenhour III, is charged with cruelty to animals and killing a migratory bird. Full Story __________________ "But the butterflies make me jump higher." - Jamel McLean

03-06-2008, 07:53 PM	#2
Bignose Liar Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Westsideeeee for now Posts: 85	I would have to say that is one hell of a shot. Who would have guessed a no name golfer could hit a bird with a golf ball. __________________ I'm not a candidate (for the Ohio State job). It's that plain and that simple

03-06-2008, 08:07 PM	#3
Masterofreality Voice of Reason Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Inside a Smithwicks Irish Ale Bottle somewhere in the Cuyahoga Socialist State Posts: 884	Nice. Trip Isenhour. I've heard of the guy, but obviously his father's parent's couldn't properly spell their last name. (Eisenhower?!) That means that they must have been products of that fine Georgia school system. (Insert Atl Muskie outrage here). Tripp for a first name? What the hell? Was he concieved during an LSD excursion? And, yep. Anytime the Hawk dies, the Masterofreality is prone to fits of ecstasy- Especially tonight!! __________________ 1 - 4 All + All 4 - 1 = 2/8's over 5

03-06-2008, 08:26 PM	#4
Pablo El Jefe Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Colombia Posts: 96	Trip Fricking Mcneilly "Stay with her. It's the best advice I can give you." "Oh, that, and bring rubber flip-flops in the shower. I got warts all over my feet." __________________ I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees

03-06-2008, 11:45 PM	#8
joebba Supporting Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Tatooine Posts: 1,031	I am a bad golfer. Once I teed off at lunken and flubbed one to the base of a tree, nailed a little bird. It fluttered a couple times and that was it my one and only birdie that round. __________________ “I will be at Xavier. I’m looking forward to coaching at Xavier and continuing on with what we’ve done for years behind me and what we’ve done this year.” - Sean Miller

03-06-2008, 08:26 PM	#5
X-band '01 Moderator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Fairfield, OH Posts: 875	Randy Johnson should be in jail for killing a bird with a 98 MPH fastball.

03-06-2008, 10:03 PM	#6
vee4xu Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 634	Now that is what I call one hell of a birdie.

03-07-2008, 02:25 AM	#9
Fred Garvin Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 933	too bad it was a hawk and not one of those god forsaken Canada geese. __________________ I don't experience basic human emotions. It's not my thing.

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