03.27.2008 CLEMSON IS GOOD AT RECRUITING

Clemson football coach Tommy Bowden put together one of the school's best recruiting classes in ages this year, a commendable feat considering most top prospects in the South gravitate towards the SEC.

Oh hey, what's this?  Why, it's four-star offensive line recruit Ken Page wearing a Clemson-orange shirt, holding a stack of fresh twenties that would make Lorraine Bracco's character in Goodfellas blush. 

But I'm sure there's nothing fishy here.  High school seniors usually carry around a couple extra thousand dollars in cash.  Especially since that Bear Stearns buyout.  Kids these days -- they just don't trust banks like us adults!  Am I right?

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03/27/2008 11:42

He probably just robbed a liquor store.

//at least I'm laughing at the stereotype

 
03/27/2008 11:47

Could be his financial aid money.  After loans and all there is about $5000 or so left after every semester...even more if you have a full ride and go to a more expensive school.

Yes, fuck me if I want to say something serious every now and then.

 
03/27/2008 11:48
Fuck me again for not noticing he isn't in college yet.
 
03/27/2008 11:48

even a .22 stuffed in her little silk panties couldn't make lorraine bracco hot

 
03/27/2008 11:49

A long-shot at the track paid off...twice?

/Plausible deniability 

 
03/27/2008 11:50

Sexy fingernails.

 
03/27/2008 11:52
reggid says

He's just holdin' for a friend.   It's just a joke.  It's not him.  It's been photoshopped.   He had a lawn-mowing job -- at Arlington Cemetery.  He just found it.  It's not real money.  Hey, he sold a lot of Girl Scout Cookies -- so what? 

 

Er, did I forget any?

 
03/27/2008 11:59
Shit, didn't this guy see No Country for Old Men? Now Anton Chigurh knows who has the money! Moron.
 
03/27/2008 12:10
As an SMU alum... I'm impressed!
 
03/27/2008 12:10
That's 20 large and banded into $10k each....

Chump change for a baller. I'm sure he'll blow it on a grill, custom Nikes, one huge diamond stud earring, and chicken. Yep, that's about $20 grand there.
 
03/27/2008 12:11
And another thing what's with black guys and fingernails ? Am I missing something ? Can they not afford to go to Walgreen's or Wal-Mart and pick up a couple of clippers for $5 ? Please explain
 
03/27/2008 12:14
Tim says
Chinstrap Beard Magazine pays cash for cover models.
 
03/27/2008 12:15

@Travis

Easier to dig coke out of a baggie with long fingernails.

Not that I know. 

 
03/27/2008 12:23
Theres a used-car salesman with a 1994 Caprice Classic on his lot thats very happy right now.
 
03/27/2008 12:25
Clemson is one hell of a school! U of M didn't hook me up that much...Wait, I actually paid 20 grand just to show my face!
 
03/27/2008 12:26

*with

U of M sucks in the English department.

 
03/27/2008 12:29
What Bowden didn't tell that kid is that the cash gets taken away if he misses five minutes of film study trying to raise his little brother on his own.  FUCK that guy.
 
03/27/2008 12:31
terp210 says
I like the wad that Travolta pulled out when he bought heroin from Eric Stoltz. "Is that the one with all the shit in her face?" 
 
03/27/2008 12:32

Note to high school athletes with dreams of playing college ball:

 

"KEEP THOSE FUCKING PICTURES OF YOU TRYING TO BE GANGSTA THE FUCK OFF MYSPACE"  Someone will find them

 

Dumb ass....

 
03/27/2008 12:42

Whatever.  If they aren't paying these kids, they should be.

 
03/27/2008 12:53

Anyone notice this kid took the picture by himself?  $10k isn't enough to buy friends I guess.

@Cubs Fan:  agreed.

 
03/27/2008 13:01
Pauly says
"Hey Stu, your rent's due, motherfucker! Now don't be pulling that falling down the stairs shit on me again, you hear! Now you conscious!"
 
03/27/2008 13:05
@Pauly:  Good call.  But see Inviolable Intertubes Rule:  Any movie quote uttered by any actor who also played a character on The Wire must include an obligatory reference to The Wire's unparalleled and quintessential awesomeness.
 
03/27/2008 13:07
That'll buy a lot of construda.
 
03/27/2008 16:58
Chizzle says
That's pretty cool, I guess. The Big 10 gives you corn. 
 

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