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Attractive Olympian: Gymnast Alicia Sacramone

Olympic athletes often don't get paid to do anything other than look good. In that vein, Attractive Olympians handicaps which athletes may rake in endorsement deals after the Olympics.

With her powerful, energetic style, Alicia Sacramone is one of the world's premier gymnasts on the vault and floor events. In fact, her floor performance in Stuttgart last year sealed the American women's second world championship ever (and the first on foreign soil).

The full-time student at Brown first made the U.S. team in 2003, but injury and a disastrous performance at the 2004 U.S. Nationals kept her from making the trip to Athens. Since that failure, though, she has collected seven medals from three world championships, and this summer she looks to continue to the trend.

So, she's an Ivy League student who happens to be a world-class athlete, but what good is that if people reading sports blogs don't find her attractive? After the jump, enjoy visual evidence of Alicia's flexibility and vote in our democratic yet shallow poll.
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Breaking Down the Basics

Age 20
Hair Brown
Eyes Brown
College Brown
Build Like a sexy fireplug
Shoulders Can lift VW with a shrug
Legs Great at obtuse angles
Thinks she's too good for you because She goes to Brown
Actually too good for you because She can beat you at arm-wrestling
Benefit for male audience Doesn't look frozen in childhood

Presentation of Medals





*When judging, assume that Gold suggests a future a of GoDaddy.com-level of endorsements, and Bronze points toward appearances in local circulars.





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