**UPDATE: This post was gathered from the fantastic idea of Mr. Harvey Bars of Tirico Suave. Some of the ideas were copied... The original post was this
Mike D’Antoni had a really short stint with Marbury in
| | |
| Stephon Marbury | Steve Nash |
| …very few wins | Lots of games won |
| 823 games under his belt | 860 games |
| Yelling questions out your window to whomever may hear you when you’re looking for information | Using Google |
| Living in a third world country, covered in flies, suffering from extreme malnourishment | Was born on a very ugly continent |
| 2 time All-Star | Five Baby |
| Being blind and deaf and braindead | Having 20/20 vision and perfect hearing |
| $130,275,320 in salary | $71,660,120 only |
| Product of Thomas | Product of D’Antoni |
| A cancer by nature, has a forum that criticizes him and is a loser | None of that |
But still the two have promised to work with each other. Stephon Marbury thinks he can also
