Quickly following up on their sudden publicity following yesterday’s story involving the accidental name switch of sprinter Tyson Gay, Christian news site OneNewsNow.com has decided to take their actions one step further and re-issue older sports trading cards, edited as they see fit. Below are some of the early prototypes I was able to get my hands on.
One News Now To Re-Issue Altered Trading Cards
July 1st, 2008 · 11 Comments
Tags: Harvey Bars · One News Now · collectibles
11 responses so far ↓
1 Shakespeare DiMaggio // Jul 1, 2008 at 6:07 am
One News is anticipating a lot of interest in their Billy Ripken “Fornicate Face” cards.
2 Jeff V // Jul 1, 2008 at 6:25 am
This is why I check your site more than once a day.
3 Chamomiles Davis // Jul 1, 2008 at 6:42 am
Wow. Thanks to you, I now have several viable candidates to choose from for my next fantasy league team name. (Hint: The early favorite is “Unkempt Vaginas.”)
Excellent work, T.S.!
4 Losloseeboy // Jul 1, 2008 at 7:17 am
Right hand slapping left hand.
Left hand slapping right hand.
Clapping, clapping, standing . . . clapping, clapping, clapping . . . sitting.
Well done.
5 matt // Jul 1, 2008 at 7:46 am
what, no Gaylord Perry?
6 Mike // Jul 1, 2008 at 9:39 am
You owe me a new monitor.
Bravo.
7 Edgar // Jul 1, 2008 at 11:26 am
So that’s what shiser means…..
8 Adam // Jul 1, 2008 at 11:31 am
This is THE funniest article ever. I say that because I no longer have to think Albert “Whinnie the” Pujols anymore. Thank you.
9 ALG // Jul 1, 2008 at 2:46 pm
You forgot Randy Bush, or Excited Pelvic Region Hair Growth.
10 LaLoo // Jul 2, 2008 at 9:46 am
What about Jimmie Johnson, or Penis Penis?
11 Zach // Jul 2, 2008 at 11:56 am
As always great stuff!
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