Clemens is Screwed

Roger Clemens is singlehandedly responsible for the mass suicide of half the fashion world

As reported yesterday by anybody who can still stomach talking about the McNamee-Clemens catfight, Brian McNamee's lawyers submitted syringes and other "steroid paraphernalia" that they claim contains Roger Clemens' DNA. This filing of evidence comes in an attempt gain an early dismissal of the pitcher's defamation suit against his former trainer.

McNamee reportedly kept these items from 2000 and '01 as insurance against Clemens in case anything ever went wrong, which at this point looks to be a smart move. If this evidence turns out to be accurate, it will deal another blow to the former Hall-of-Fame-worthy pitcher and strongly substantiate the doping allegations against Clemens.

The Rocket is just about toast at this point. Clemens' entire shady history has been put on blast in the past couple years, and this guy did a serious amount of regrettable stuff. Soon we'll find out he reported that nuclear weapons existed in Iraq and approved DDT as safe for the environment. Oh, and he kills kittens. See, we can blame anything on Clemens right now and chances are it will sound feasible.

For some great bro-talk and terrible spelling, check out some of these emails between Clemens and McNamee. [The Smoking Gun]

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