TOP 10 REASONS WHY BRETT FAVRE WAS REINSTATED

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool

10. As a gift from God to sports bloggers everywhere

9. To save the lives of the 100 Favre Hags who had promised to go on a suicide binge until he was brought back

8. Prevents him from gagging away playoff games for division rivals

7. Gives the World Wide Lemur the chance to show the world that they do have the flexibility to suck themselves off

6. Starts the clock on the Favre Retirement Watch all over again

5. To show the world that, unlike all of those other quarterbacks out there, Brett just really enjoys playing football

4. Because what Roger Goodell wants, Roger Goodell gets, goddamit

3. Watching Aaron Rodgers taking it like a prison bottom is comedy the whole family can enjoy

2. John Madden kept parking his bus outside of Teddy Thompson's house and littering the grounds with chicken bones, fast food wrappers and used dental dams

1. Gives the coaching staff the chance to cut or demote him, and make all the Favre Haters' dreams come true