NFL Punchlines: Willis McGahee Says He Will Be Ready For Season Opener

Ravens RB Willis McGahee says he will be ready for the season opener vs the Bengals on Sept. 7. (Washington Post)

Orlando Pace's shoulder is acting up again, uh oh. (Post-Dispatch)

Steven Jackson want to make peace with the fans of St. Louis and move on. Rush for 150 in your first game Steve and all will be forgiven. (Post-Dispatch)

The #2 receiver position at Seahawks camp remains wide open. (Seattle Times)

In a keeper league should we entertain picking Frank Gore over Brian Westbrook with the 1st pick? (San Fran Chronicle)

We could definitely see Chargers DE Igor Olshansky in the Olympic weightlifting competition. Dude is a beast. (Union Tribune)

We have been ripping on the 49ers QB situation lately, but the trio actually played well last night and put up 37 points. (SacBee)

Are the Steelers foolish to gamble on an aging linebacker again? They signed James Farrior to a $18.25 million contract yesterday. (Post-Gazette)

Rodney Harrison on how Asante Samuel is adjusting to his new team: "I talked to him the other day," Patriots safety Rodney Harrison said. "He's doing great. Wouldn't you, $60 million richer? He's doing wonderful." (Philly Inquirer)

The Jags are looking to youngsters to fill the pass rushing void they had last season. (Orlando Sentinel)

Favre has been clicking with Cotchery from day one at Jets camp. (Newsday)

Can you kick? Cause the Giants might be looking for one after Lawrence Tynes has exploratory knee surgery today. (NY Post)

Jeremy Shockey is chomping at the bit to see some game action with his new team. (Times-Picayune)

Is Alge Crumpler happy to be a Titan or glad he's not a Falcon? (Tennessean)

With 3 of 4 starters back from last season the Dolphins secondary should be the best unit on the team. (Miami Herald)

Tom Coughlin turned to a couple of west coast based coaches for advice on how to repeat. (L.A. Times)

Adam Vinatieri's is getting used to his new surroundings at Lucas Oil Stadium. Think Tony Dungy will take him on the field and do what Norman Dale did when Hickory first set foot in the gym they played the state championship game in? (Indy Star)

Are the Colts going to be OK? Peyton is on the mend and now they need to "juggle" their offensive line. (Indy Star)

This whole Texans-Cowboys rivalry is news to us. Other than the first ever Texans game have they played since? (Houston Chronicle)

Texans FB Jameel Cook smokes weed. (Houston Chronicle)

Nate Webster and Niko Koutouvides continue to battle it out for the starting middle linebacker spot with the Broncos. (Rocky Mountain News)

Jim Armstrong brings the Broncos back to reality. Or at least his reality. (Denver Post)

All Ted Ginn needed was new QB's in order to get his swagger back. Duh. (Columbus Dispatch)

Pretty soon Chris Henry will be the only receiver who is actually on the field for the Bengals. How ironic is that? (Cincy Enquirer)