5 people I would rather have QB the bears instead of Kyle Orton
1) Donovan McNabb- The Chicago native went to High School at Mt. Carmel and won a state championship his sophomore year. He has been displeased with the Eagles for years and it seems like with a small amount of coercion he could have been a Chicago Bear.
2) Michael Vick - First, he hates dogs not bears. From what I understand there has never been a organized bear fight (If you know of one please e-mail the author that would be insane.) Second, the Bears need a thug in the locker room now that Tank Johnson has departed. So Mr. Leavenworth Warden can we please work on a check out system?
3) Burt Reynolds- Paul “Wrecking” Crewe was awesome in the Longest Yard and Burt Reynolds is awesome in LIFE. He may be getting a bit old but I still think he can portray a more capable Quarterback than Orton.
4) Bobby Douglass- Why not take the original as opposed to the imitation knockoff. I would much rather bring back a sixty-year old Douglass and support Chicago’s original Boozehound QB.
5) Tim Tebow - Look at Archie Griffin if Tebow wins another Heisman he is SCREWED in the pros. Florida needs to do the right think and let him become a successful player with the Chicago Bears before the Curse happens.
Tags: Bears, Donovan McNabb, Kyle Orton, Tim Tebow
