MLB Punchlines: Joe Girardi Will Be Back Next Season

Rays pitcher Juan Salas suffered a seizure yesterday afternoon at Fenway Park. (Tampa Trib)

Joe Girardi will be back as Yankees manager because according to Hank Steinbrenner, "He's done everything he could. That's the bottom line." (Seattle Times)

Is it even a question that the Yankees are going to get Mark Teixeira and CC for that matter via free agency this winter? (OC Register)

Can the Angels win 100 games? They might have to in order to secure the top seed in the playoffs. (OC Register)

Billy Wagner's elbow will require surgery and he will miss most of next season. K-Rod anyone? (Newsday)

Is JD Drew the added weapon the Sox need in order to overtake the Rays for the pennant? (Miami Herald)

456 consecutive sellouts, impressive. (Miami Herald)

Astros pinch-hitter Mark Saccomanno hit a HR on the first pitch he saw in the majors. No word if he is related to Kramer's friend Bob. (Miami Herald)

It's a good thing JD Drew is back because according to David Ortiz: "My hand is not OK." (Boston Globe)