NFL Punchlines: Pac is Back!

So much for Adam, Pac is back! Police say Pacman Jones was involved in an altercation at a hotel. With whom? His bodyguard. (Denver Post)

Mike Holmgren let his underachieving offense hear it at practice on Wednesday. (Seattle Times)

Marvin Harrison is being sued in the shooting he was "involved" with this summer, even though he was never charged with any crime. (Philly Inquirer)

Here is your Denver Broncos update as it relates to your fantasy squad. (Denver Post)

Tom Brady had surgery on his injured knee yesterday, a month after his injury, and everything appears to have went well. (Boston Globe)

Cedric Benson a hard worker? Wait, what? (Cincy Enquirer)

This fantasy owner is "working hard" to trade LaDainian Tomlinson, should you be doing the same? (San Fran Chronicle)

Ben Roethlisberger has "it." (Post Gazette)

It is always a good day when instead of having your cocaine charge heard in criminal court it is instead heard in drug court. "Phew," says Matt Jones. (Orlando Sentinel)

Adjust your fantasy lineups accordingly: Jeff Garcia will be the starter at QB for the Bucs. (Orlando Sentinel)

Taylor Mehlhaff in and Martin Gramatica is out as kicker for the Saints. (Times Picayune)

He is a prankster too? Is there anything Brett Favre can't do? (Star Ledger)

Antonio Pierce says he will be ready to go come Monday night vs the Browns. (Star Ledger)

We know you probably worried, but relax Kyle Vanden Bosch's consecutive games played streak is not in jeopardy. (Tennessean)

Gus Frerotte is the toast of the Twin Cities! (Star Tribune)

The eternal optimist: Texans owner, Bob McNair. (Houston Chronicle)

Rod Marinelli met with the owner of the Lions and his job status did not come up in the conversation. Sure it didn't. (Detroit Free Press)

Not a good day for the Dallas secondary: Terence Newman could need surgery to repair his abdominal injury. (Dallas Morning News)

Ravens named Joe Flacco the starter for the rest of the season. Was that ever in doubt? (Baltimore Sun)