12.05.07 ANNA RAWSON IS ATTRACTIVE, GOLF-Y
Thanks to Hot Clicks, I learned that the newest member of the LPGA is Anna Rawson, pictured here on what must be a very difficult golf course, what with all the boulders and the lack of grass. If her MySpace page is telling the truth, Anna is Australian, a 2004 graduate of USC, a model since the age of 16, and incomplete without my love.
I look forward to Anna capitalizing on her sex appeal to increase the fan base of women's golf. If she and Natalie Gulbis can win a couple tournaments, I'll definitely tune in and watch the LPGA.
Oh man, that was a good one. "Watch golf." I kill me. No, I'm going to do what everyone else does: wait around for the next sexy photo shoot, then imagine what our Sundays together would be like in the offseason. I'd make breakfast while she asked me questions about the crossword puzzle, and we'd take long baths in the old claw-foot tub while listening to her favorite Aaron Neville CD. I think I'd want our bedroom to have French doors. French doors are classy.
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ANNA RAWSON IS ATTRACTIVE, GOLF-Y
French doors are classy
Ya know what else is classy? Sticking a sand wedge up a pro golfer's vagingo.
Communications. I thought somewhere it said this bitch was a college graduate. This obviously is misrepresentation because communications is not a fucking degree.
We have French doors to our bedroom and master bath. They're not classy - they're a pain in the ass! There's twice as many doors to open to get where you're going! Goddamn frogs and their fancy doors.
/curmudgeon
I just learned that my Pavlovian response to "It's Britney, bitch" is to slap my hand against my forehead.
Also classy: French Whores.
I like to pretend her name is "Anna Lawson," then say her name like I'm an Asian stereotype.
@Matt
Have you heard the one about Driving a Rincon Continental?
Never trust a woman who knows how to swing a club.
I would hit Anna raw, son.
It sounded cooler in my mind.
Hot-check
Plays golf-check
Has sexy accent-Check
Loves anal, and gives morning blow jobs as the sun is coming up, with birds singing in the back ground, while I drink a bloody mary-CHECK
/In love
Also classy: French ticklers. the ladies love them.
Don't waste your time fellas. Shes totally lame in the sack.
More like Anna and Natalie getting in on in an all male country club…..THAT'S what I'm talking about.
Just one more reason why its awesome to go to USC
If my sister looked like that, her children would have
multiple homozygous genetic disordersfreaky birth defectswithered limbs and my eyes."This obviously is misrepresentation because communications is not a fucking degree."
I beg to differ - not only is it a degree, but it's a degree that got me my first full-time job. Making $9,000 a year.
In retrospect, I really should have gone to a trade school.
Nice up-and-down.
Anna - I'll lick you the same, backward and forward.
Love, phony gwynn
/palindromed
If she and Natalie Gulbis can
windyke it out acouple tournamentsfew times on pay perview, I'll definitelytune in and watch the LPGAremember their names longer than the 15 - 20 minutes after this post as originally planned./improved
I'd make breakfast while she asked me questions about the crossword puzzle
@Matt, you'd let her read? And write?!?! Wow, you must be infatuated.
I was going to say that if all the LPGA players dressed like this picture, I'd watch. Then I remembered only 3-4 players look like Anna and the rest look like David Wells.
I'd add Michelle Wie to the list of hot lady golfers, but that bad case of diarrhea video she did was a complete turn off.
Anna's ok, but she's no Laura Davies. (I just wanted to comment. I googled "women's golf" and chose that name. Can I safely assume this Laura Davies is smokin hot?)
She's lovingly caressing the shiny shaft, and is about to stroke the inproportionate bulbous head….Think….I'm….gonna……..ahhheeerrrrrraaahhh…
Ok, Back to work!
WDYA, you can assume wrong.
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