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• Shark151 said June 03, 2009

  I got 4, missed #3 & 5 but #3 my B-day really is in late Aug. & #5 I think either answer 1 or 4 would work

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  • Dawnlan7 replied June 04, 2009

    How can I be a Yardbarker Bachelorette, my b-day the 19th of June. I was hoping to enjoy it by watching the Cavs parade, but I guess I'll just.....Watch the Indians and Cubs.... Or jump off a ledge.lol
• Spotella said June 03, 2009

  I don't want to take this quiz. I mean I like you and all Shanelle, but you just have the wrong plumbing for me.

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  • TheOneNOnly replied June 03, 2009

    ewwwwwwwwwwww.......
  • Shanelle626 replied June 04, 2009

    Spottie, didn't you hear? I'm a hermaphrodite; I have the right plumbing for everybody!! Ok again, that's a joke. LOL
    • Spotella replied June 04, 2009

      LOL!
    • CoachScott replied June 04, 2009

      ROFL... Good reference to a previous joke :)
• Isabelle said June 03, 2009

  I'm still doing my interpretive dance and you won't stop me. i know nada about football so I lost that one. What day lady!?!

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  • Shanelle626 replied June 04, 2009

    The 26th and I appreciate your interpretive dance (I just hope it's as good as that video you posted).
  • Isabelle replied June 05, 2009

    I might wreck more things but its just how I roll. 26 of June or July? LIttle Geminita or Little Cancerita?
    
  • Shanelle626 replied June 05, 2009

    Looney Moon Maiden (Cancer)!
  • Isabelle replied June 05, 2009

    oooh Cancerita! I have so many Crazy Cancer friends...never a dull moment! hhaha excellent I've marked the date!!
• filly4ever said June 03, 2009

  OK...6 for 6...WhereTF's my rose??????????????????????????????????????

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  • Shanelle626 replied June 04, 2009

    filly4ever, do you accept this rose? =)
    • meatgoat replied June 04, 2009

      YOINK! Intercepted!! Looks like you're getting drunk in the woods with ME tonight. Bring some watermellon candy cuz it makes chick's mouths taste good!
    • filly4ever replied June 04, 2009

      yes..yes..yes.....
• khollen said June 04, 2009

  4 out of 6, i guess that counts me out. plus the fact that i`m married does to. lol.

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• jerseu_devil said June 04, 2009

  BOOM....6 for 6. Lets go watch the Raiders vs Eagles and choke each other!

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  • khollen replied June 04, 2009

    lol.
• jaymz77 said June 04, 2009

  5 out of 6 ain't bad, but I'm a 49ers fan!

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  • khollen replied June 04, 2009

    true, i`m an eagles fan so the answers to that question don`t apply to me.
  • Shanelle626 replied June 04, 2009

    The Niners! Noooooo...J/K
• BYOBooyah said June 04, 2009

  5 outta 6 too...i'm not a minor but i thought the "tell mom I stayed back a couple of times" was pretty funny

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• BenPhranklin said June 04, 2009

  It says I got 100%.... is that a bad thing, did I break it?

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  • Shanelle626 replied June 04, 2009

    BP, you're my male twin! And yeah, I'm not completely sure that being like-minded to me is a good thing!
    • meatgoat replied June 04, 2009

      Yeah cuz that means you're both like minded to ME which is really really really not a good thing.
      • Shanelle626 replied June 04, 2009

        OMG, we're Cerberus, the three headed dog that guards the underworld!
      • meatgoat replied June 04, 2009

        Ugh...the fact that you didn't need to explain what it is makes me feel a little sad inside.PSYCHE!!! haha if you don't know,try reading a book sometime.
  • BenPhranklin replied June 05, 2009

    .....yes I was certain i was the only person who would get that reference...... it makes me feel a little better somehow that Im not the only one....... I wonder if you 2 are also slightly insane???
  • Shanelle626 replied June 05, 2009

    Certifiable but I've avoided a 5150 thus far!
  • BenPhranklin replied June 05, 2009

    nice.... it's a lifetime battle as far as I see.
• meatgoat said June 04, 2009

  OK so I lied.I probably wont read you poetry...well really I just don't want to hear yours.People seem to either think they are proficient at writing prose or that I greatly enjoy bad poetry.Here's a tip: when my eyes glaze over with a milky film and my ears start bleeding because I'm not supposed to put rusty nails in them...I'm probably not interested in what your reading to me.Anyway,yeah a pizza and a movie would be good.That counts as your birthday dinner too,though.

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  • Shanelle626 replied June 04, 2009

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a pocket full of Jolly Ranchers, and they're watermelon too! Yeah, I'm not much of a classic romantic so I think I'd have a hard time keeping a straight face if someone tried to read me their poetry (if been spared any attempts thus far).
    • meatgoat replied June 04, 2009

      lol....I changed my mind. That is a great poem.
• hockeygoddess said June 04, 2009

  I only got 3 right, but that's ok, cause I'm married to a man - I tell you though, you and some other girls on this site could make me curious, LOL, Just kidding!

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  • BYOBooyah replied June 04, 2009

    very niiiice haha....all those fat basement dwellers with zits on their face just got a little excited!
    • hockeygoddess replied June 04, 2009

      They'll be leaving yardbarker and going on aol chat sites(What are you wearing?), LOL
• CoachScott said June 04, 2009

  I got a 5! Except for that whole Raider thing, I think we will be hooking up soon. it may be a fight to the death, but it's better than being boring, huh? :)

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  • Shanelle626 replied June 04, 2009

    Hey it worked for Michael Douglas & Kathleen Turner in "The War of the Roses"!
    • BYOBooyah replied June 04, 2009

      That is one movie that I've always wanted to see, yet for some reason, have yet to. Was it good? I think I just love a good domestic dispute.
      • Shanelle626 replied June 04, 2009

        Yeah, it's pretty good. A nice example of how evil couples can get with one another.
  • BYOBooyah replied June 05, 2009

    Cool cool...I can't wait to be a part of an evil couple...well I can wait (and I am) but I feel it's inevitable
• Shark151 said June 05, 2009

  Damn I didn't know the answers change every time you come back to the article.

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  • Shanelle626 replied June 05, 2009

    The correct answers stays the same but yeah, the system reorders the choices. So those cheat notes you wrote on your hand wont work!
• Shark151 said June 05, 2009

  Since I didn't get a rose, can I have a 12 pack of beer?

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  • Shanelle626 replied June 06, 2009

    Sure! 4 of 6 was close but if the beer is a satisfactory consolation prize then I can pony up. To be honest, I'm not a beer drinker, more of a wino or hard liquor girl. Beer makes me burp and it's hard to look cute and be constantly belching!
• DaBirds717 said June 06, 2009

  6/6 How you doin? haha

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  • Shanelle626 replied June 06, 2009

    The lack of a picture makes you so mysterious! I'm intrigued. A little afraid...but intrigued. LOL
• DaBirds717 said June 07, 2009

  No thats me its not the default I take pictures of my shadow on the wall

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  • Shanelle626 replied June 07, 2009

    LOL...how very artsy of you!
  • meatgoat replied June 07, 2009

    Nagasaki victim pity date.
• meatgoat said June 07, 2009

  Hey baby,Superjail's on tonite at 12:30 EST so that's like what...last thursday where your at? Wanna come over and watch? I'm seeing some sunflower seeds and a box of captain crunch on the dining table. With a little jalapeno juice that's a dinner! I promise I wont listen to ANY poetry......

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  • Shanelle626 replied June 07, 2009

    Captain crunch? What are you trying to tear up the roof of my mouth? Put some in a bowl with milk and once my flight lands it should be soft enough to eat.
    
    I have Superjail set to tape on the DVR in less than an hour! I'm on Pacific time but have satellite service (EST default) so the Adult Swim debauchery begins early at my house!
  • meatgoat replied June 07, 2009

    Jealousy is mine!! I have to wait til the small hours to watch.I guess the East Coast doesn't need a lot more baffling cynicism in it's day.Lemme see what episode it is.......fight arena.Good one.Starts.....about....now! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • meatgoat replied June 07, 2009

    OK,wasn't as great as I remember.Gotta love Jailbot,though.
  • meatgoat replied June 07, 2009

    Drinky Crow!!!!!!! Adult Swim......will....uh.......will you marry me?
  • Shanelle626 replied June 08, 2009

    I think Adult Swim is a dude but hey, don't they have civil unions in PA?
    
    Superjail was...um...well violent and weird. I like the Warden and Jailbot (the scorpion warrior's death scene was hilarious) but what's with the creepy twins?
  • meatgoat replied June 09, 2009

    Pennsylvania's a commonwealth which means you live in Philly or you are West Virginia.In otherwords despite it's association with the liberal Northeast it is a very xenophobic,homophobic,white trash paradise.Think Gulf Coastal Florida but with hills and a Liberty Bell.The creepy twins are a reoccuring plot element that the 15 minute show never really needs to explain.Every single episode of SJ goes like this: 1)Jackknife is caught by Jailbot 2)Opening credits 3)Warden gets stupid idea 4)twins exploit idea for maximum mayhem 5)uber-violence ensues 6)Jackknife escapes 7)end credits drink ten beers (or a bottle of wine in your case) and repeat.
  • meatgoat replied June 09, 2009

    In any case I'm already married to the window A/C and polygamy is DEF outlawed in PA.
  • Shanelle626 replied June 09, 2009

    I feel ya, I married my DVR last summer. He's cool. We have an open relationship so he doesn't get jealous of the MP3 player I've been seeing on the side.
    
    Speaking of drinking, I made up the best drink this weekend. An alcoholic Arnold Palmer! It's great if I do say so myself. It got rave reviews at a friend's BBQ on Saturday.
    
    Oh, and cute pic. I thought that bunny was on skis at first.
• youknowwho said June 12, 2009

  wow...people must be bored on here when there are no mma fights to discuss.....

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• antones said June 16, 2009

  ACED IT!

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• Sliq85 said July 27, 2009

  I did pretty bas as expected but hey, at least I found another Raiders fan

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