Remember that SNL skit where Alec Baldwin plays the doctor who can't pronounce medical terms? He says that a patient has the Big C -- canker. It's really funny. You're probably thinking cancer is no laughing matter and that Kareem Abdul-Jabbar doesn't want to joke about it, but you're probably forgetting that I'm like Pierce Brosnan in The Matador and I am no good at dealing with real feelings or emotions.Kareem's got himself some of that leukemia, which I know is ...