Posted July 29, 2008 on TheDean1's Blog:
LIST: 67 NFL Players Nicknames --- Who's your favorite? --- Did he make, "The List"
At the request of some BARKERS here in the YARD, we bring you a List of 67 NFL players and there Nicknames for both past and present. This list is not in any particular order. Come and join us. Add your favorites. Tell us a story. Did you know the Transfusion for Drew Bledsoe, He Hate Me Rod Smart, Cry me a River Ryan Leaf, Half Baked Ricky Williams even RUN DMC for Darren McFadden. If your old school or new school there's a nickname for you. Who's your favorite? Did he make, "The List"?

  • 1
    Prime Time/Neon Deion

    Deion Sanders

  • 2
    Sweetness

    Walter Payton

  • 3
    The Minister of Defense

    Reggie White

  • 4
    Mean Joe Green

    Joe Green

  • 5
    Refrigerator or Fridge

    William Perry

  • 6
    Ocho Cinco

    Chad Johnson

  • 7
    The Playmaker

    Michael Irvin

  • 8
    The Diesel

    John Riggins

  • 9
    Bullet

    Bob Hayes

  • 10
    The Freak

    Jevon Kearse

  • 11
    Captain Comeback

    Roger Staubach, original holder of the nickname.

  • 12
    Intellectual Assassin

    Ron Mix

  • 13
    Curtis My Favorite Martin

    Curtis Martin

  • 14
    Slash

    Kordell Stewart

  • 15
    Bus

    Jerome Bettis.

  • 16
    The Ghost

    Dave Casper

  • 17
    Captain Chaos

    Chris Cooley

  • 18
    Cookie

    Carlton Gilchrist

  • 19
    Chris

    Jim Everett

  • 20
    Windy City Flyer

    Devin Hester

  • 21
    Iron Head

    Craig Heyward

  • 22
    Too Tall

    Ed Jones

  • 23
    Cadillac

    Carnel Williams

  • 24
    Crazy Legs

    Elroy Hirsch

  • 25
    Big Ben

    Ben Roethlisberger

  • 26
    Jug

    Earl Girard and Francis Earp

  • 27
    Slingin

    Sammy Baugh

  • 28
    Night Train

    Dick Lane

  • 29
    Bad Moon

    Andre Rison

  • 30
    White Shoes

    Billy Johnson

  • 31
    Iron Mike

    Mike Ditka

  • 32
    The Nigerian Nightmare

    Christian Okoye

  • 33
    Moose

    Daryl Johnston

  • 34
    Deacon

    David Jones

  • 35
    Ickey

    Elbert Woods

  • 36
    Pork Chop

    Floyd Womack

  • 37
    The Galloping Ghost

    Red Grange

  • 38
    Broadway

    Joe Namath

  • 39
    Hacksaw

    Jack Reynolds

  • 40
    The Assassin

    Jack Tatum

  • 41
    The Juice

    O.J. Simpson

  • 42
    The Kitchen

    Russell Maryland

  • 43
    The Snake

    Kenny Stabler and Jake Plummer

  • 44
    Touchdown Maker

    Stephen Baker

  • 45
    Lights Out

    Shawne Merriman

  • 46
    Hollywood

    Thomas Henderson

  • 47
    Big Game

    Torry Holt

  • 48
    The Mad Stork

    Ted Hendricks

  • 49
    Gravedigger

    Gilbert Brown

  • 50
    RUN DMC

    Darren McFadden

  • 51
    All Day

    Adrian Peterson

  • 52
    PACMAN

    Adam Jones

  • 53
    Ones we missed

    are from here down

  • 54
    CHAMP

    Champ Bailey

  • 55
    Beast Mode

    Marshawn Lynch

  • 56
    BOSS

    Boss Bailey

  • 57
    TD

    Terrell Davis

  • 58
    D-Will

    Darrent Williams.....RIP

  • 59
    Weapon X

    Brian Dawkins

  • 60
    Axe Man

    Jerimiah Trotter

  • 61
    Papa Bear

    George Haals

  • 62
    Transfusion

    Drew Bledsoe

  • 63
    He Hate Me

    Rod Smart

  • 64
    Pocket Hercules

    Jones-Drew

  • 65
    Batman

    Reggie Wayne

  • 66
    Cry me a River

    Ryan Leaf

  • 67
    Half Baked

    Ricky Williams

  • 68
    Megatron

    Calvin Johnson

  • 69
    The President / Baby Matrix

    Reggie Bush

  • 70
    Superfreak

    Randy Moss

  • 71
    Fragile Freddie

    Fred Taylor

  • 72
    Booger

    Anthony Darelle McFarland

  • 73
    Highway 36

    Brian Westbrook

  • 74
    Bo knows

    Bo Jackson

  • 75
    Green

    David Akers

  • 76
    THE BARBARIAN

    MARION BARBER

  • 77
    Live or Let Addai

    Joseph Addai

  • 78
    You're in good hands

    Mike Alstott

  • 79
    Daylight Come and You Gotta Delhomme

    Jake Delhomme

  • 80
    Instant Rice

    Jerry Rice

  • 81
    Full Moon

    Warren Moon

  • 82
    Running Watters

    Ricky Watters

  • 83
    Forever Young

    Steve Forever Young

  • 84
    The Human Joystick

    Dante Hall

  • 85
    Squirmin

    Herman Wedemeyer

  • 86
    Moo Moo

    Mike Mummula

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Comments (120)
  • My list:

    1."Champ" Bailey
    2."Pacman" Jones
    3.Marshawn "Beast Mode" Lynch
    4."Boss" Bailey
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    • Terrell "TD" Davis
      • TheDean1
        TC, thanks for your input, are there any other key ones I missed?
        • i think you got them all :)
        • TheDean1
          Hell I went all the back to Slingin Sammy Baugh. LOL.. Here's one...George "Papa Bear" Haals
        • TheDean1
          show some love man...LOL
    • Darrent "D-Will" Williams.....RIP
      • TheDean1
        TC, wasn't Bledsoes nickname Transfusion?
        • eagles4ever05
          Yeah I think so even though I am not Tc I thought I might answer anyway
        • TheDean1
          Hell eagles4Ever, your ok man, thanks for jumpin in.
    • TheDean1
      TC, should of known out of all the ones I could think of, should have known it would some Denver guys.....LOL..
  • eaglesfan893
    Weapon X- Brian Dawkins
    Axe man- Jerimiah Trotter
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    • TheDean1
      eaglesfan, thanks for having our backs along with TC for the add ons
      • eaglesfan893
        lol..yea i got ur back

        • TheDean1
          hey eaglesfan, take the sexual over tone out of that message and we'd be ok...ROFL..
          oH oH, THATS SEXUAL HerAssMeant, no it wasn't .... her assmeant nothing to me. hmmm.
  • rhcp879
    weird how one of Champ's nicknames is his brother's name. Boss.
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    • TheDean1
      help me here is it wrong?,
  • eagles4ever05
    Good List Love that some Eagles/Former Eagles made the list R.I.P To D-WILL. And off the subject are people still givin you s### about those pics
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    • TheDean1
      yup, here and there I get emails... Even about the 1 I have up with Toby now. Thanks for asking
    • TheDean1
      as for the list, can you think of any we missed that should be on here?
      • eagles4ever05
        I really cant think of one right know but I will still think
  • wjbrown3
    Unless I am mistaken Champ Baileys nickname is not Boss since his brother is named Boss Bailey
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  • squish059
    love the Jim "Chris" Everett
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    • TheDean1
      You know, I laughed when I first heard it and today, I still get get a kick out of it., LOL.
  • TheDean1
    Off the Topic for a minute, does anyone really think that this new and improved NFL will really make any difference? Is this just, the new commish, putting his stamp on his era?

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    • webkid30
      haha, what goes on in those marketing meetings? I wonder how many hundreds of thousands of dollars were spent making the decision to change the logo.
      • TheDean1
        I'll bet it was over more than a POT of coffee...What do you think?

        • eagles4ever05
          WUT THE FU#$& IS THAT
        • TheDean1
          wigged out on something, i was told its a cat. LOL...must be the bad food or water....
        • eagles4ever05
          I got a cat that aint no cat
        • TheDean1
          lol. if you do find out what it is, let me know....
        • TheDean1
          I swear to GOD, people tell me this is a picture of a cat, I don't think so, does anyone really know what the heck this thing is? and don't say, someones pet. LOL... I have no clue.... LOL... At first I said cat cause guys said they have seen this thing bedore and now they are second guessing. Anyone out there in the Yard know for sure?
        • LILEAGLE
          it's brouse310's pet!!!!
        • TheDean1
          LOL LIL, you guys really bust on that guy, don't you? what happened to cause that? Or should I be asking what did brouse310 do?
        • TheDean1
          Anyone second LIL that this picture is of brouse310 as a baby after breast feeding or his pet? That's bad, LOL...
        • LILEAGLE
          he's an ok dude!!! we kinda adopted him as our our pet!!!!
  • TheDean1
    Is anyone out there? Tell us your favorite nickname and maybe a story you remember about that player that sticks in your mind. What about some of the Athletes here in the YARD?

    They have got to have nicknames, either for guys they know or themselves. Give it up for the YARD.
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    • neon deon with all of his bling hopeufully a HOF ill be there for his induction
      • TheDean1
        you think 1st ballot?
      • TheDean1
        what team do you think he goes in as?
  • Reggie Bush-The President or Baby Matrix??
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    • TheDean1
      I didn't know he had one, dustin
  • No disrespect to Jag fans or Fred Taylor but what about "Fragile Freddie"?
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    • TheDean1
      vikefan, thats a good one for him..
  • Am I blind or was it on purpose Randy "Superfreak" Moss didnt make the list?
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    • TheDean1
      nope ur not blind, we missed it. LOL
  • How about "Booger" McFarland
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    • peagle05
      thats the most uncomfortable nickname ever.no one should ever be nicknamed booger...EVER
      • TheDean1
        makes you wonder, doesn't it?
    • TheDean1
      Good one forgot him and that one, way to go tigerfan...
  • NPhillyBirdman
    Brian Westbrook (Highway 36)
    Bo Jackson (Bo knows)
    David (Green) Akers
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    • TheDean1
      Ok, those are good ones too. Thanks NPB.
  • LuckySe7enz
    Joseph Live or Let Addai
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    • webkid30
      F'ing classic. Chris Berman has hillarious nicknames

      Mike "You're in good hands with" Alstott
      Jake "Daylight Come and You Gotta" Delhomme
      • TheDean1
        he does come up with some good ones.
    • TheDean1
      another good one.....keep 'em coming guys I know we got more out there. Bring It...
  • What about Cool Joe - Joe Montana
    Jerry "Instant" Rice
    Warren "Full" Moon
    Ricky "Running" Watters
    Steve "Forever" Young
    The Human Joystick - Dante Hall
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  • eaglesfan893
    haha yea sorry for the sexual harrasment..haha

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    • TheDean1
      no prob, lol....
  • Annt74
    White Shoes
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    • TheDean1
      Remember those end zone dances, Annt? That was before they became big. Good ole Billy "white Shoes" Johnson. Think about what he's be doing today if he was playing, he, portis and his costumes and chad with his sidekick TO and their little acts and shows, lol.... What do you think he's up to these days? Do you know what ever happened to him after he left the game? Did he become a coach?
      • Annt74
        ya those dances were great! i was a little tike and didnt quite understand what the hell he was doing. pops didnt like it or the fact that he wore white shoes and my big bro loved it so naturally i became a fan as well
        • TheDean1
          who did like in the NFL now? Who do you think has the best endzone dance?
        • Annt74
          ocho cincos riverdance renditoions were hilarious, but who was it superfreak who just layed down and started doing situps? LOL, that was cool and of course i loved Warren Sapps tribute to Beyonce
        • TheDean1
          us big guys have game, lol
  • Annt74
    i seem to always make that mistake of commenting before i check the list at least three times, anyway.......

    Herman "Squirmin" Wedemeyer
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    • TheDean1
      Annt, 2 good ones
  • GetMoney05
    Eagles fans will appreciate this one. Mike Mummula was called "moo-moo". At camp one year all the players started harrassing him and the whole team started chanting moo-moo after he got a sack. It was the most hilarious thing i have ever seen.
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    • TheDean1
      I didn't know this one...
  • GSWgirl
    Fridge is priceless but I gotta go with Beast Mode. That is the best. He even has a grill.
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    • TheDean1
      lol
    • TheDean1
      It was a sad moment for me when Ditka called his number for that TD instead of giving it to Payton, he got them there. I remember ditka saying in an interview last year that that was one of his life's regrets, not giving it to sweetness. I agree, about you?
      • Annt74
        hey GSWg/TD1, just wanted to jump in here and say that i remeber seeing sweetness on the sidelines looking a little dejected, but being the pro with the upmost class, he never said a word, but you know it was eating at him.
        • TheDean1
          you better that image still sticks out in my mind. But he was a class act all the way... You know when I saw him he was driving a Lambo, guess what the licence plate said? It was taken in new york so I couldn't get it, BUMMER. Guess what it was...
        • Annt74
          golly i have no idea...
        • TheDean1
          IOUZIP -- Picture that on a souped up LAMBO, and then say it to yourself and then out loud, LOL
        • Annt74
          priceless! i like sweetness now even more
  • eaglesfan893
    Nigerian Nightmare for
    Christian Okoye
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    • eaglesfan893
      oh my bad, its already listed...lol
  • JLannd
    Round Mound of Rebound - Charles Barkley
    The Doctor - Julius Erving
    Pudge - Ivan Rodriguez
    Magic - Ervin Johnson
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    • TheDean1
      JL....thanks for commenting but this is for NFL sorry. But that Sir Charles one I like, LOL. I didn't know that one for him but it fits him, lol
    • Annt74
      somebody forgot to read the headline of this article or just doesnt care, anyway saw the NBA names and it got me thinkin Dr. J , the Iceman, Wilt the Stilt, and Chocolate Thunder...
      • TheDean1
        Good ones, you should post one with NBA names. I'm not as big a NBA guy vs NCAA Basketball and Football is my true gig.
  • eagles4ever05
    Cool Hand Luke for Luke McCown I heard that from the Master of nicknames himself Chris Berman
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    • TheDean1
      you know eagles4, Burman must just dream these things up. But some are pretty damn good though.
  • TheDean1
    Ok BARKERS of the YARD, this is your list of nicknames.....

    Now we need to pick the top 10 from this list for,

    The YARDS TOP 10 NFL NICKNAMES.
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  • mitressehc
    What about Dan "The Man" Marino.
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    • TheDean1
      good one, see the messages below, Mitressehc..

      Leave your top 10 from that list or the one above.
  • TheDean1

    The YARDS TOP 10 NFL NICKNAMES. Poll can be seen at http://www.yardbarker.com/nfl/articles/You_pick_em_The_YARDS_TOP_10_NFL_PLAYER_NICKNAMES/298613

    You can vote in either site, but please only once an hour will count. All poll rules are posted on the above link and all results will be posted there as well.

    So what are your BEST Top 10 Nickname choices?
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  • Annt74
    Lester "the Molester" Hayes
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    • TheDean1
      your favorite since you 6 right Annt?
      • Annt74
        my big bro would say his name and i would look at him in awe, with all that "stickum" on his hands and the crouch.......ALL-TIME!

        • TheDean1
          great pic of him and guys today in the game should know how to crouch like that.
  • ctphilly205
    highway 36.. pretty much just cuz im an eagles fan lol
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  • TheDean1
    at least your honest
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  • eaglesfan893
    i know hes not a player, but andy reid is Big Red
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  • TheDean1
    how did he get that 1, I wonder?
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    • eaglesfan893
      I think that hugh Douglas gave that one to him
  • filly4ever
    How about that no talent talker "Fred Ex" aka Freddie Mitchell....LOL
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    • TheDean1
      Gee filly4ever, didn't you like Freddie?
    • LILEAGLE
      i like the name the "peoples chump!!!"
      • TheDean1
        for freddie mitchell, I never heard that one for him.
    • Annt74
      u mean the "sultan of the slot"
      • TheDean1
        LOL, cough, cough, ROFL....
    • mom2a2
      I was thinking the same thing. LOL
  • filly4ever
    Yea, I liked his personality. Too bad he could never back it up on the field.
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    • TheDean1
      there are a lot of guys out there that have done that..... Make claims and just don't back 'em up, I often wonder if its emotions, lack of experience, over cocky, some of or all of them that get these guys in trouble. Some of them I think are put up to it just to get the media something to yak about. What do you think?
  • LILEAGLE
    what about andre "DIRTY" waters!!!!!!!
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    • TheDean1
      Hi LIL, again, I , never heard that one either.
  • TheDean1
    I heard some are calling Glenn Dorsey, "Swamp Thing" That should be a name for a Florida Gator who's from the Swamp. But I think it fits Glenn's style of play if you know what I mean.
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  • The only thing he ever did was fourth and 26 but FredEx is a good nickname.
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    • TheDean1
      I like the name its the players play I didn't like, LOL
  • filly4ever
    Yea Dirty Waters...brings back memories.....
    Dean, I think a lot of the "show" is how the media pumps up the players..ala ESPN and Primetime with the nicknames and all the different national and regional coverage these days. So the players act on it. The pointing to the sky and pumping the chest all that stuff plays on the tube. It dosen't matter if you are talented or not. All you need is one play and people remember you. Just as Dabirds said 4th and 26. it will always be linked to Fred Ex. That stuff never was tolerated back in the day with players around the league, but it is a different game today.
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    • TheDean1
      different game, your right there, filly4ever.
  • WaltonsWisdom
    Hahaha, "Chris"... I forgot about that...
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  • "The well dressed" Armani Toomer
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