Steve, Don't Eat It!

If you - like myself - have the sense of humor of a ten year old boy, perhaps you would enjoy the blog "Steve, Don't Eat It".

It chronicles the adventures of Steve, who is compelled to eat really disgusting things. You will find yourself laughing and heaving all at the same time.

Following is a little excerpt from his experience eating Natto - or fermented soybeans;

"I force-fed myself a big ol' spoonful, and found it to be slightly rancid and extremely bitter. Unfortunately, swallowing didn't help dissipate the flavor because the strings of bean jizz melted, coating my mouth and lips with a glistening sheen of sadness.

The entire experience is difficult to describe, but if you can remember back to the very first time you made out with a hobo's ass, it's a lot like that."

Hella disgusting.

3 Comments On: "Steve, Don't Eat It!"

 
"Unfortunately, swallowing didn't help dissipate the flavor because the strings of bean jizz melted, coating my mouth and lips with a glistening sheen of sadness."

Nice use of the words "bean jizz"

Natto is nasty as hell. Sometimes I just don't understand some of the things Japanese people eat.

i've run across his blog before thegrossest one i saw was some mexican food that is like fermented corn mixed with rat droppings and pond scum. was the grossest thing i had ever read

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