Found October 06, 2008 on InGameNow: Yardbarker Blogger Network
PLAYERS: Maria Sharapova
Last week, Maria Sharapova put herself up for auction, agreeing to go on a date with the highest bidder. The winning bid? $10,000. That's a lot of coin to put down just to go on a date with the blonde tennis bombshell. If you plop down 10 G's for a date, you better make the most of that date. So for our (rich) mystery friend, here's 7 bits of advice to make sure your date with Maria goes as smooth as her serve (hopefully, with just as much grunting). Read the list with lots o...

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  • Ronniewoowoo
    I think it is actually a good deal.
  • rdhogan7713
    If this date is for lunch you'd be lucky. It's probably coffee and scones at a Starbucks (at a Starbucks in a mall nonetheless). Probably at 9 AM with her and a dozen chaperons. The most physical contact you'll have is a hand shake and when you brush up against her handing her the non-fat milk.
  • I would never wash the hand that hands her non-fat milk
  • echinsuocha1
    God i love her
  • Ronniewoowoo
    Any chance Anna Kournikova will auction herself off?
  • ckrkc80
    Is she broke or what? I hope its a major goon that takes her out. Even if he is, I'm still jealous.
  • AshHansen
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    With all the issues with the financial markets at present... It could be a smart investment you know... ; P

    10k.. Second, third, fourth date... Which of course she pays for.. : P Get married... : P

    Don't sign pre nup and then ala the closing of Chapelle Show "I'M RICH BI@TCH!!!"
  • mntaxi
    Bring a roofie and pluu and Nike on her....Just Do Her!!!
  • When I auctioned myself off for a date I lost $250. I need to learn from her.
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