Top 10 Reasons to Keep Jim Zorn

10. Jim Zorn's initials are JZ which is the same as Jay-Z who is married to Beyonce'. This makes Zorn destiny's child. That's how you like it, people. You know you do.9. Kanye West says Jim Zorn makes the best game tapes and deserves to stay.8. When Sonny Jurgensen questions Zorn's game calling ability, he's lying.7. Back in '64, this town wanted to fire coach Abraham Lincoln. He would go on to win big.6. PLEASE, not another reset to zero.5. Obama says no. The country can't stand more unemployment.4. The Snyder Curse. Daniel Snyder hires the best people. Then he fires them. They go on to coach other teams that come back to beat the Redskins. Gregg Williams and Norv Turner are already on the schedule. Isn't that enough?3. Zorn would go, but Cerrato would stay. Anyone have issues with that?2. Dim wits who pay $65 to $400 per seat to see a game should not be making coaching calls.And reason No. 1You really want Daniel Snyder to pick another head coach?Become a fan of Hog Heaven on Facebook. Click here.Follow me on twitter.com/SkinsHogHeaven.