Found August 07, 2007 on The Parlayer:
There are plenty of sports for little kids to play if you, as a parent, want them to get outside and exercise so they don't end up being listed on one of the most confidence-crushing websites ever. However, I would not encourage my youngster, even if they were a rude, thoughtless, little pig, to get on a piece of dangerous exercise equipment moving at a high speed.
2 Comments:
  • I can't wait to have a kid. Here's my plan...

    Dorn - "Son, do you hear that?"
    Son - "Hear what"
    Dorn - "That."
    Son - "No."
    Dorn - Put your ear to the treadmill. Keep it there until you hear it...What does this power button do?"

    What do you guys think? I love kids.
  • That kid took a header.
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