Originally posted on FishDuck.com:
Previewing Today’s Pac-12 Action
Good morning Fish Fans.
I know that we are all still trying to catch our collective breaths after last night’s thrilling Washington State/UNLV game. The action on the field was end-to-end and non-stop, but the most exciting moment came late in the third quarter when entertainer extraordinaire Wayne Newton made an appearance in support of the Runnin’ Rebels.
It is unfortunate that he showed up before his latest botox injection had fully set in, but it was exciting to see him there nonetheless.
On to Saturday’s action…
California at Ohio State:
Cal has been consistent this year. They gave up 31 points to Nevada and lost. They gave up 31 points to Southern Utah and won. It is expected that they will give up 31 points in the first half to Tattoo U, leaving only the having to give up 31 points on the plane ride home to the flight attendants to complete their bingo card of failure.
Jeff Tedford, whose pants spontaneously combusted last week from his seat being so hot, needs a signature victory to quiet his critics. It is unlikely that Urban Meyer will provide the cooling salve that Tedford’s behind so desperately craves, not even one of Shaq’s used Icy-Hot Patches.
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