You know you've crossed a line when you make octogenarian sex expert Dr. Ruth Westheimer, a woman who has studied and discussed more legal sexual acts than your average U.S. congressman, say "Gaaaaaaah!"
Recent news about Ryan Lochte's own mother announcing that her gold medal-winning son only has time for one-night stands with the ladies rather than a meaningful relationship probably made the entire nation's hair stand on end. Dr. Ruth took to her Twitter to express her mutual disbelief:
Then she did what most good Jewish mothers would do in this situation. She turned to her faith.
Apparently, that didn't help because God was creeped out by the news too. So she tried to use her years of psychological expertise to explain why the mother of an Olympic swimmer knows the intimate sexual escapades of her lil' champion.
Finally, she used what any non-PhD-carrying human being would use in this situation: A sense of humor.
Thanks, Dr. Ruth. Now we're officially creeped out all over again.
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