My First Round Wish List for the 2012 NBA Playoffs
I know it's still early in the 2012 NBA Playoffs, but here is my first round wish list:
- I wish Miami’s Lebron James would cut off that gawd-awful beard and transplant the hair to his forehead
- I wish Chicago’s Loul Deng would stop playing scared this year and earn his $14 million pay-check
- Me and OKC’s James Harden both wish Metta World Peace would invest in some elbow pads
- I wish Boston’s Paul Pierce didn’t look so much like a sea otter so people could actually concentrate on how good of a player he is
- I wish someone would confirm NY Knick’s coach Mike Woodson’s lips aren’t really attached to his beard
- I wish Chicago’s Derrick Rose wasn’t hurt so the Sixers would stop acting like they actually thought they were going to beat the Bulls
- Me and Gabrielle Union both wish Miami’s Dwayne Wade would stop cutting that ridiculous Christopher “Play” Martin part in his head
- I wish people would stop confusing the Clippers’ Blake Griffin with the Nets’ Kris Humphries… one makes millions dunking basketballs on alley-oops, the other begs for millions after being dumped and getting the okey-doke from a reality star
- I wish Chicago’s Rip Hamilton would stop wearing that scary Darth Vader mask 20 years after he broke his nose
- I wish Boston’s Glen “Big Baby” Davis would stop drooling and acting like he is competing with Cuba Gooding Jr. for a remake of “Radio” after every shot he makes
I love the NBA playoffs...
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