Before you emblazon New England Patriot Rob Gronkowski’s bare chest with that scarlet letter, you’d be advised to hear the plausible deniability.
Yes, the pornstar in question, self-proclaimed adult film star and hard worker Bibi Jones has regretfully noted to Boston media that nothing happened between the hulking mass of masculine pulchritude and the sleight of hand young adult film star in a hotel room in Arizona over bye weekend.
If you believe her, you likely believe there was never alcohol in the Red Sox dugout. The two young stars discussed how to increase Gronk’s Twitter following during their contretemps in the rented room.
When handsome bachelor allows tweets for tweeters that include photos of himself, stripped down, in an Arizona hotel room with a young woman known for working her tail off, you may lose some credibility. One way or another.
No, Gronk says he is not a gronker. No, Bibi never imbibed him. Jones later indicated she did not even have Gronk’s number to arrange another conference. She did get his number on the Patriot jersey.
Remove that sign “for unlawful carnal knowledge” from above the Gronkowski locker at Gillette Stadium. You can leave the “Me, Gronk” sign there.
Not since President Bill Clinton told the world that he did not have relations with that woman named Monica Lewinsky have we heard a better cover up.
Gronking to the full extent of the law is not a sin we can place on Rob Gronkowski. Those stains on his Patriot jersey came from playing touch football out on the grass.
Unfortunately for Gronk, he must dress in the media infested lockerroom of life, where all his blemishes are open sores to the world.
Miss Jones wishes it were so, but it didn’t happen. So far Rob Gronkowski has not been caught in bed with a live boy or a dead girl, the old yardstick of scandal.
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