The Houston Astros can't seem to do anything right. On the official Facebook page for the Houston Astros, the team is advertising their Legends Weekend and a chance to buy tickets to a luncheon with former 'Stros Jose Cruz and Joe Niekro. Sounds good, right? One problem, however. Joe Niekro has been dead for almost six years. The knuckleballer for Houston died in October of 2006 from a brain aneurysm. Not only can't Houston field a competitive team, but now it seems that they can't even market correctly. At least you have the Texans, Houston.