Originally posted on Busted Coverage  |  Last updated 2/17/12

Normally we’d pass right over this story because who the hell wants to spell Dereck Chisora and Vitali Klitschko in a blog post. So from here on out we’ll refer to Dereck as the Black Brit & Vitali as the Russian Honky. These two are facing off tomorrow night for the WBC Heavyweight belt and Black Brit decided to get in an early ***** slap while wearing that robbery rag.

Who wants to watch boxing? NOT US!

Posted: Like, as quick as the British YouTubers could get it online

Premise of Video: Russian Honky comes into this fight with a six-inch reach difference, but Black Brit at least goes into tomorrow’s fight knowing how close he needs to be to get in a good ***** slap. That’s gotta be an advantage.

Climax of Video: ***** SLAP!

Conclusion: We’ll give Black Brit six rounds of getting his head beat in before the zebra stops this one. Ho-hum, yet another stupid ass weekend of boxing that nobody in the U.S. cares about.


Filed under: Video
PLAYERS: Vitali Klitschko
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