Wanted: A Team with a Pulse

Dear Tim Curley and Jon Perry, I would like to first thank you for screwing yet another sports team out of a legitimate chance at a national championship. Had we scheduled anyone with a pulse in football, we would have remained competitive in the championship hunt even with a loss in the final seconds to Iowa. Instead, we reward contracts to teams with directions in their names and Temple, which in my opinion should have a direction in it’s name as well in return for home games and easy money.