Originally written on The Sports Gag  |  Last updated 4/11/13
Cody Zeller is The Big Handsome Hoosier’s Center, Cody Zeller will not be returning to Indiana and has decided to pursue his pro career in the NBA. Cody.. I think we need to have a talk.. Look, there’s no denying that you have talent… and when I say talent, I mean that you’re big and you take up space. Cody… please don’t take this the wrong way, but I believe that you are a victim of everyone blowing smoke up your ass for your entire life. Everyone calls you “Big Handsome” for christs sake!!! Have you seen a mirror before? Granted, for a big man in the middle you’re not bad when placed next to other seven foot plus big men like Shawn Bradley, or Gheorge Muresan or Manute Bol… Check out this Handsome Contest: “Holy S#%t. How tall is that f#&@$ing guy?” Billy Crystal’s Giant “Cody, your chances of being successful in the NBA are Manute”                       But lets be honest here man, and I hate to be the one to break this to you… but you look like a seven foot t
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