Originally posted on Ball Don't Lie  |  Last updated 11/7/11
You're stuck watching the University of Arizona's football team struggle its way to its seventh loss of the season, and because you are a famous recent export of the Wildcats' basketball program, you can't just skip out or blatantly ignore all the kicking-game shenanigans -- it would be poor form. But you really want to listen to that Huey Lewis playlist that your boy just shared with you on Spotify and just vibe out for a minute. How can you News it up without garnering suspicion that you're being untrue to your school? The equation is simple, really. Discarded T-shirt over head + borrowed earbud + leftover wet nap from barbecue lunch + smartphone + confident look = "Stuck With You" listening in a heartbeat. It's not flashy, but all the same: Achievement unlocked. Kudos to you, Derrick Williams. Fans of the Minnesota Timberwolves will surely appreciate your flair for problem-solving, should they ever get the opportunity to see you play an NBA basketball game. Best caption wins a ...
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