Evil Genius 2012

Sources I would prefer not to disclose have provided me with this photo. This is the evil genius, Charlie Coles, during his playing days (late in the William Howard Taft administration) in what has now become his Treacherous Lair: Oxford, Ohio.It is a human tragedy. Something happened to turn this hopeful and happy young man into this man......the man who is the evil genius. I don't know if it was exposure to radiation, a very bad plate of clams, or some horrific trauma, and, my friends, it doesn't matter. He is who he is.This year, he has employed a giant, basketball playing zombie, a remorseless player who attacks without conscience...we shall know him as Mavunga. And he leads the MAC in scoring and rebounding.His RedHawks are 5-10 this year, but as usual, that is nothing but a clever ruse designed to lull the innocent hikers into his cave for the night. They have played the 40th toughest schedule in D1. They beat a very good Dayton team and a good Belmont team, an...