Originally posted on The Sports Bank  |  Last updated 3/12/12

Kentucky Wildcats super freshman Anthony Davis is the best player in college basketball right now. He’s got fame up the wazoo, and he’ll soon have millions of dollars when he becomes the #1 pick in the NBA Draft this June. Oh wait, he plays for John Calipari, meaning he’s already likely getting paid lots of money….hey, hey! No of course, I kid Calipari and his recruits. I’m just kidding about that.

Anyways, now what we’ve established what Davis has going for him in life: the guy did put up a quadruple double in high school, now we can make fun what he doesn’t have going for him.

He’s a bit unsightly of a fellow, especially with that unibrow, which is actually easily correctable. It really stood out in the McDonald’s All-American game, and I’m surprised he hasn’t done anything about it. Fans of other teams have had some fun with it this season, but his mom embraces it. Celebrates it even. Like that evil baby on The Simpsons.

From the postgame

Erainer Davis was caught on camera during Sunday’s SEC Title game wearing what was described on Twitter as a “Mardi Gras” style mask featuring a huge unibrow. The Wildcats’ 24-game winning streak ended with a loss to Vanderbilt, but Davis is still a favorite to lead his team to the land of real Mardi Gras — New Orleans for the 2012 Final Four.

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