Found March 12, 2012 on
"Yes, weep for me, you pathetic children."
For some reason, parents think it’s a lot of fun to humiliate their children on the Internet by posting videos of them crying over sports on YouTube. But people seem to love them, so mom and dad just keep the cameras rolling as they tell their little Courvoisier Winetavius Richardsons and Yolanda Supersads that their favorite players are leaving or their most hated teams won and so on and so forth. Call me old-fashioned, but I only like to laugh at crying children who just finished making me a new pair of Oakleys.
Our latest tear machine is a 4-year old boy whose parents informed him that his favorite college basketball player – Syracuse’s Scoop Jardine – is graduating and will not be leading the Orangemen for another NCAA Championship run. Well the boy didn’t like that very much, so he obviously cries and it’s all pretty much paint-by-numbers from there.
This video actually comes with a more happy ending than others, though, as...
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Some reports have surfaced claiming Michael Jordan’s daughter Jasmine is dating Syracuse basketball player Scoop Jardine. Well the real scoop is, pun intended, the two are in fact not dating, just very good friends. Our source tells us Michael has instructed Jasmine to enjoy her time in college without getting too tied down. MJ knows some...
Careful what you say, her dad is famous! Syracuse senior guard Scoop Jardine enters the NCAA Tournament as the boyfriend of Michael Jordan’s daughter, Jasmine. Why is that a big deal? Um, you think MJ wants Scoop coming around his house – with his daughter – is the ‘Cuse get knocked out by Vandy? And [...]
Black Sports Online has a report that Syracuse Senior Point Guard Scoop Jardine may be dating Michael Jordan's daughter Jasmine, who is a freshman at SU.Now these two are both adults and if they are dating, while it's none of our business, we wish them the best anyway. However, as a basketball player, when your girlfriend's father is the greatest player that'...
Just like many didn't know that the Notorious B.I.G.'s daughter is a student at Penn State, M.J.'s daughter, Jasmine, is a freshamn a Syracuse. Word on campus is that she has been "dating" the Orange's star guard Scoop Jardine. She even took the time to tweet about a Skype session the couple was having on Monday night.
Syracuse players say the team will be OK without center Fab Melo.
Seniors Kris Joseph and Scoop Jardine said Wednesday the top-seeded Orange will move on without the 7-footer who was declared ineligible for the NCAA tournament by the school over academic issues.
Syracuse faces 16th-seeded UNC-Asheville (24-9), which is playing a top-seeded Big East team for the second straight...