Karate Kid Redux

At risk of treading into Bill Simmons territory, if you didn't think Hollywood has officially run out of ideas, now it is a certainty...there is going to be a Karate Kid remake. The horror of this is not that it is just being redone, it is being directed by Will Smith and is going to star Smith's 9 year old son Jaden (who debuted in 2006's Pursuit of Happiness) as Daniel and Jackie Chan as Mr. Miyagi. Oh please Jebus save us all.