Found January 16, 2012 on The Hoover Street Rag:
ZACK NOVAK, STU DOUGLASS, TIM HARDAWAY JR., and TREY BURKE leave the Crisler Center after an intense practice. ZACK NOVAK Oh man, that was brutal! I could sleep for days! STU DOUGLASS Yeah, I haven't worked so hard since that time I managed to dunk against Tennessee. I'm exhausted. TIM HARDAWAY JR. I'd love to get some shuteye too, but Trey and I promised the girls we'd deliver the leis we picked up for them at the Maui Invitational. JENNY RYAN enters. JENNY RYAN Hey guys, finally got some flowers for your ladies? TREY BURKE [carrying a large box] Yeah, we got 'em right here. TREY notices a suspicious looking red and green van parked nearby. TREY BURKE Hey, there's usually nobody parked here this late except for Coach B and the staff. I hope nobody's in troub... ZACK, STU, TIM, TREY, and JENNY are simultaneously hit in the backs of their heads with blunt objects, knocking them unconscious. CUT TO: INT. SATELLITE OF YOST Our heroes awa...
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