NFL Preview - funny instead of boring

With the 2007 football season set to begin tonight in Indy as Peyton Manning and his gigantic billboard forehead get ready for the Saints, Hernia sources have once again scoured the nation to find the juiciest tidbits on all your favorite, enormously crappy teams... Philadelphia Eagles The Eagles defense should be impressive this year with Jevon Kearse and Takeo Spikes in the fold, both poised to tear their ACLs by Week 5. And with every single football preview predicting Reggie Brown to have a breakout season this year, look for him to be absolutely awful and suffer a gruesome injury by October....