Until 2007, we all knew what to expect from Big 12 football. Texas and Oklahoma would be dominant. Texas Tech would score 56 points against Baylor, but only 14 versus anyone with a winning record. Nebraska fans would continue to have unreasonably high expectations. Like clockwork, Colorado would sexually abuse females, disparage them for their inferior kicking abilities and win six games. And almost surely, Texahoma would beat the post-Michael Bishop-Era North Division representative by at least three touchdowns for the conference title.