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I Do Not Want To See Joe Torre's Man Boobs

Found May 30, 2008 on Memories Of Kevin Malone:
PLAYERS: Shawn Green,  Shawn Green
TEAMS: New York Mets,  Los Angeles Dodgers

Most of you have probably already seen this commercial, but hopefully it didn't traumatize you, like it did me. Yeah, I get the commercial, it's a cute idea. Still, if I ever made a list of things I never ever wanted to see, Joe Torre's man chesticles would be right at the top. It would be an extremely close race between that and Shawn Green circumcision pictures. Continued...
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