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Found October 31, 2008 on NFHell:
The Office Quotes: Season 5, Episode 5
PLAYERS: Dane Cook
It was an okay episode, but the subplot with Dwight and Andy and Cornell was hilarious. For the full list of quotes, visit the URL below. "Cornell is an excellent school. Without its agricultural program, we probably wouldn't have cabbage. At least not modern cabbage." -Dwight, while wearing a Cornell sweatshirt to screw with Andy "Who are your role models?....So, Dane Cook, Jack Bauer, and Eli Whitney." -Andy, interviewing Dwight For the full list of quotes...
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  • legitcity

    legitcity said October 31, 2008

    The quotes are basically 100% accurate, though they are reconstructed from memory, so there might be some errors. If you see any inaccuracies or typos, please let me know.
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