This Week In Schadenfreude: Nov. 2

This Week in Schadenfreude contains some naughty language, so if you're easily offended move on to the next post. I was pretty sure Michigan would escape the big pre-jump feature this year just because expectations were so low going in and something around 7-5 in the regular season would be a major step forward. But in the aftermath of Illinois -- freaking Illinois, which hasn't beaten a I-A team all year, or even come close -- turning a 13-point deficit into a ridiculous blowout with some help from instant replay, a goal-line stand and Michigan's terrible defense I wrote this: [A]t around 6:30 on October 31st, 2009, [Illinois DE Corey Liuget and I] both felt like we had been punched in the ****. In Liuget's case, this is because he had been punched in the ****. In my case, and probably in yours, you had not actually been punched in the **** unless you had decided at some point that going outside with your buddies and punching each other in the don...