This Week in Schadenfreude contains some naughty language, so if you're easily offended move on to the next post. I was pretty sure Michigan would escape the big pre-jump feature this year just because expectations were so low going in and something around 7-5 in the regular season would be a major step forward. But in the aftermath of Illinois -- freaking Illinois, which hasn't beaten a I-A team all year, or even come close -- turning a 13-point deficit into a ridiculous blowou...