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Found June 28, 2007 on The Parlayer:
Tony Gonzales Loves His Girlfriend. Just Not Enough To Legally Share His Assets With Her.
TEAMS: Kansas City Chiefs
PLAYERS: Tony Gonzalez,  Tony Gonzalez
...what this basically means is that at some point in the last 30 years, Tony Gonzalez has been castrated. Seriously, Tony, show a little backbone. If you don't have the guts to ask for the pre-nuptial agreement, then don't go through with all these made-up theatrics. I wonder what Gonzalez will do to baptize his child? Maybe just take him upstairs, say a quick 'Our Father', and sprinkle some water from the toilet bowl on the baby's forehead.
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  • ursportspro
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    ursportspro said June 28, 2007

    He's a very smart man for handling it this way. Very smart.
    • mercedes1

      mercedes1 replied June 28, 2007

      He is smart. The girl is DUMB !! LOL !!
  • rossgrant

    rossgrant said June 29, 2007

    Damb, I knew there was a loophole. You really can have your cake and eat it too! Well, I guess only if you make NFL millions. The rest of us are stuck with half. If you don't know what half is, rent an Eddie Murphy video (the guy that plays the donkey in Shrek).
  • droppinbombs

    droppinbombs said June 29, 2007

    Tony must be a student of Leykis 101.

  • DARROLD said June 29, 2007

    I REALLY DO BELIVE HE IS DOING THE RIGHT THING ,BEING MARRIED CAN BE A WONDERFUL THING,BUT WHEN YOU HAVE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS,THE BEST WAY FOR HER TO PROVE HER LOVE IS BY NOT ASKING HIM TO DO SOMETHING THAT WOULD PUT ANY MAN WITH MONEY UNEASY.
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